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If You're A Pilot, These Quotes From The Cockpit Will Make You Laugh

Time for a little laughing in the cockpit...

"Hey, O'Hare, you see the 7600 code flashing five northwest of Gary"

"Yeah, I do... you guys talkin' to him?"

Barnaby Kerr

"Citation 61KT, if you quit calling me Center, I'll quit calling you twin Cessna."


"Leave five on the glide, have a nice ride, tower inside, twenty-six nine... see ya!"

Alessandro Caproni

"If you hear me, traffic no longer a factor."

Jim Raeder

"N07K you look like you're established on the localizer and I don't know the names of any of the fixes, you're cleared for the ILS approach. Call the tower."

Aleksander Markin

"Caution wake turbulence you're following a heavy 12 o'clock, three... no, let's make it five miles."

Sam Chui

"We were told Runway 9... we'll take out the 14R approach plate."

"Captain you got sixty miles to take it out... have a ball."

Sam Chui

Click here to see more. What have you heard on frequency that made you laugh? Tell us in the comments below.

Swayne Martin

Swayne is an editor at Boldmethod, certified flight instructor, and an Embraer 145 First Officer for a regional airline. He graduated as an aviation major from the University of North Dakota in 2018, holds a PIC Type Rating for Cessna Citation Jets (CE-525), and is a former pilot for Mokulele Airlines. He's the author of articles, quizzes and lists on Boldmethod every week. You can reach Swayne at, and follow his flying adventures on his YouTube Channel.

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